Wednesday, September 26, 2012

ACTORS WANTED!

I am seeking actors for this weekend.

Male and female; lead roles and featured extras. 

Location: Cottesloe.

Commencing: Early afternoon.

Looking for new faces so extensive acting experience is not required.

All age groups welcome.

What is necessary is enthusiasm, confidence, charm and a big appetite.

This is an unpaid gig.

I don't have a script or anything.

But Mum makes a mean chicken and salad roll.

She asked me if I knew anyone who might like to try them out.

I said to her, actors are always up for a free feed!

She nodded sagely and smiled.

Please supply head shots and dietary requirements to rwhyde3.0@gmail.com

Don't apply if you don't like chicken.

Or salad.

Stills will be taken of said rolls being consumed.

These will look great on your:

Website

Facebook page

Business cards

T-shirt

If we remember to send the pictures to you that is.

I anticipate that if this goes well there'll be a sequel.

For screenwriters.

Admission strictly by application only.

Yes, we know how hungry you all are.

Probably a short screenplay featuring a chicken and salad roll.

Plus:

Logline

One Paragraph Synopsis

One Page Synopsis

Outline

Treatment

Supporting notes

Supporting notes to support the supporting notes.

How you would approach eating the chicken and salad roll differently the next time you ate one.

Please don't send a head shot.

You're a screenwriter.

Yes, I am taking the piss.

I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.

Thank you for your attention.


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